2 definitions by cottagecheese420

Tigerblood

Blood that imbues special people with the DNA of Adonis, the strength of a tiger, and the ability to not succumb to addiction of any kind. (i.e. Charlie Sheen)

Fools, trolls and other weak people who allow defeat do not possess Tigerblood.

I'm not gonna do any more cocaine but I am going to drink this bottle of Grandad and put my manhood into these porn stars until I ejaculate because I have Tigerblood.

by cottagecheese420 March 6, 2011

Canada's History

A sexual act where a person defecates into a hockey glove and masturbates to moose porn.

Gordon Brown, an expert in Canada's History, always used CCM gloves for ultimate performance.

by cottagecheese420 February 5, 2010