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Hookers in Johns

The acclaimed pornographic film by rookie film maker Bert B-rellie starring ladies of the night in Atlantic City. Plot points include hookers pooping and urinating onto a camera in a porta-potty to old men having sex with hookers in porta-potties, as well as a gang bang scene in the bathroom of the Tropicana where there are hookers pooping and urinating while other hookers are having intercourse with old married men. SPOILER: The film ends with a man hugging a toilet in Tropicana after the Atlantic City police caught him doing cocaine off the seat. It is believed this is an ending setting up the sequel about male hookers in johns, but details are uncertain.

Hookers in Johns is purely fictional, it is not a documentary.
Hookers in Johns is setting the film industry on fire!
by B-rellie August 6, 2011
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Kapn Hook

to go hard in a joan fest and go a rant at the end.
person 1:
There is a new robot
he likes girls but he's got no shot
he is as dirty as a used sock
when you go near him wear a smock
his swag is rusty, kinda like his cock
person 2: dang son you just pulled went kapn hook on em
by Da HOOk MAn December 9, 2009
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Jail hook

An unattractive, young girl that your friend calls jail-bait.
Kolin: "Dude, did you see that chick? Freakin jailbait"

Lonnie: "I'm not seeing the bait bro, ...more like jail hook."
by Ballinasuarus March 5, 2010
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Pumpkin Hook

A variant on the standard wedgie when the waistband of the victim's underpants is pulled up so high, he has no alternative but to flip forward as he who executes the maneuver gives a 'helping push' in order to to encourage the best possible flip (the victim ideally completing a full roll after hitting the ground). The simultaneous pulling on the band of the underpants while pushing the victim forward is said to resemble a "hook"-like motion.

The "Pumpkin Hook" takes its name from the hamlet known as Pumpkin Hook in Farmington, NY (western Finger Lakes region of NY state; Ontario County). It is here whence maneuver originated and has been practiced, at least under this name.
1) No no, this wasn't just a run-of-the-mill wedgie...they gave that poor botard a full-blown Pumpkin Hook right there in front of the school while all the buses were loading. I felt pretty bad for the S.O.B.

2) It was all fun and games until he Pumpkin-Hooked his buddy and things turned ugly pretty fast.
by 14564 native son May 6, 2013
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neverland hook

Violation of a minor with a prosthetic limb.
He seemed like a party boy, so I figured I could give him the old 'Neverland Hook.'
by Doug Moen July 6, 2017
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Get Hooked

A term used by girls of the philly suburbs. used when mad at someone. typically show by curving your index finger in a hook shape and going- “hook you
Did you steal my fries? If yes, GET HOOKED.
by godblessfaketan July 31, 2019
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Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick
"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"
by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019
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