someone with monkey teeth, very self-conscious about their looks. Its most likely always gonna be a asian man/boy with this "harrison" name (i am racist, except it). next he loves taking his friends for granted, and plays fortnite for a living because he gets no bitches. He normally jerks off everyday because he is lonely, and like i said before, he gets no bitches. He says he has a big penis but he actually has a very small penis, and he doesnt understand that he can be an asshole sometimes. Hes just an ugly yellow, no lifer asian boy who lives off his parents.
Harrisons alone of valentines day again? Dont worry, hes got his fortnite skins to jerk off to. Oh yeah, because hes a no liver who never touched a girl in his life expect for his sister and mother.
by AMBOUTABUSCUMMING February 14, 2024
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Harrisons alone of valentines day again? Dont worry, hes got his fortnite skins to jerk off to. Oh yeah, because hes a no liver who never touched a girl in his life except for his sister and mother.
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if you can keep your friendship meaningful and not one sided, do that.
if you can keep your friendship meaningful and not one sided, do that.
person 1: did you hear the rumor that harrison told so-in-so to kys.
person 2: i thought they were besties!
person 1: ikr!? they were literally attached at the hip, bro! he said she was "trauma dumping".
person2: what!? i've heard their convos and he says he's always there to listen, but he said that!?
person 2: i thought they were besties!
person 1: ikr!? they were literally attached at the hip, bro! he said she was "trauma dumping".
person2: what!? i've heard their convos and he says he's always there to listen, but he said that!?
by crackhead-energy July 2, 2021
Get the harrison mug.A privileged white person dressing up and fully embodying a fictionalized version of “black culture” or “the oppressed urban experience,” often involving meticulous adoption of AAVE slang, oversized clothing, rap playlists on repeat, fake tans, cornrows (when daring), and strategic life choices like moving to “diverse” neighborhoods. All combined with roleplaying mannerisms, speech patterns, and performative outrage to immerse themselves in the character. Popular among suburban liberals at PTA meetings, BLM rallies, and college admission strategy sessions. It’s a dedicated hobby focused on accuracy to the stereotype, artistic virtue-signaling, and gaming elite systems, allowing enthusiasts to connect with imagined struggle while boosting their kids’ “diversity points” for schools like UCLA or Harvard.
Unlike regular cosplay, the costume never comes off, it’s a lifestyle commitment. Bonus levels unlocked by sending your white children to predominantly black public schools so they can write tear-jerking essays about “growing up in a marginalized community” despite living in a $1.2M renovated house two blocks away.
Unlike regular cosplay, the costume never comes off, it’s a lifestyle commitment. Bonus levels unlocked by sending your white children to predominantly black public schools so they can write tear-jerking essays about “growing up in a marginalized community” despite living in a $1.2M renovated house two blocks away.
That Harrison dad's race cosplay game is god-tier: durag under his Patagonia fleece, blasting Kendrick in his Tesla, lecturing everyone at the craft beer bar about systemic racism while sipping a $14 IPA. Sends his twins to the “authentic” district so they can claim “adversity overcame.” When Stanford waitlists the neighbor’s kid but accepts his: posts rare Pepe with caption “feels good man, diversity win”
3. That dang Harrison couple: they gentrified a block in Oakland, complained about rising rents they caused, adopted a “soul food” Thanksgiving (with Whole Foods ingredients), and shipped Brayden off to a 95% black high school 45 minutes away. His common app essay? “Navigating cultural differences as a minority in my school.” Ivy League full ride secured. Pepe sipping tea: “it’s free real estate”
4. That Harrison kid nailed the race cosplay look: box braids from a Yelp-reviewed salon, “Black Lives Matter” yard sign bigger than the house, and a playlist titled “Woke AF.” Goes to the “diverse” public school while she virtue-signals on Nextdoor about safety concerns. UCLA early decision accept: sad Pepe turns smug “we did it reddit”
3. That dang Harrison couple: they gentrified a block in Oakland, complained about rising rents they caused, adopted a “soul food” Thanksgiving (with Whole Foods ingredients), and shipped Brayden off to a 95% black high school 45 minutes away. His common app essay? “Navigating cultural differences as a minority in my school.” Ivy League full ride secured. Pepe sipping tea: “it’s free real estate”
4. That Harrison kid nailed the race cosplay look: box braids from a Yelp-reviewed salon, “Black Lives Matter” yard sign bigger than the house, and a playlist titled “Woke AF.” Goes to the “diverse” public school while she virtue-signals on Nextdoor about safety concerns. UCLA early decision accept: sad Pepe turns smug “we did it reddit”
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His teen years were a moody mix of "I hate you for leaving me!" and "Dad, teach me your murder-ways!"
His teen years were a moody mix of "I hate you for leaving me!" and "Dad, teach me your murder-ways!"
Person 1: Ugh, the ending of New Blood was so rushed!
Person 2: Right? They spent all season on **Harrison Morgan** brooding just for that? Classic teen drama, but with murder
Person 2: Right? They spent all season on **Harrison Morgan** brooding just for that? Classic teen drama, but with murder
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