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Blue Jean Harmonica

When your boner is parallel to your thigh and a stripper runs her mouth side to side on the outside of your pants as if playing a harmonica.
My brother went to Industrial Strip and got his first blue jean harmonica.
by BigBrother1845 November 2, 2008
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rusty harmonica

When you actively blow air up the anus of your female partner, with the expectation of inhaling it back out of their ass while you rub her clit from behind for teh lulz.
Jenny wanted to try something kinky and new, so I surprised her with a Rusty Harmonica.
by Bologna_Skins August 26, 2010
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Hardo

One who put great effort into something that does not require it; someone who does too much when actions only minimal effort is required and in effect harms the people surrounding them;
Mrs. Giblin assigned an essay to the senior class when there is only two full days of school left, she's a total hardo.

Johnny gave his teacher a crispy richard to pass Biology.. what a fucking hardo.
by William Hand May 24, 2015
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hardo

Typically accompanied by 1 or more to compliment each others work ethic,

Hardos, most commonly among the upper class men, in high school, generally score highly among the ranks of academics, work diligently in sports (even alternative one they may fabricate in order to impress their hardo friends with the amount of activities they participate in (ie. Four Square, Ping Pong, or other clubs) are never satisfied with the effort the produce even when locally viewed as exemplar. Hardos cannot get enough (not to be confused with "Fuckboys"), they are the kind of people who complain about B+'s and A-'s. Especially when individuals they deem as "slackers" or "good-for-nothings" receive either significantly or slightly better grades then them. First they believe they person cheated, then threaten to rat on the person, followed by lack of ambition to proceed with their threats in fear of "getting in trouble". When faced with students endowed with better grades, most hardos disregard them and avoid them in fear of inferiority, however some audacious hardos attempt to "call them out" by claiming although (example) their SAT scores are much higher than theirs, everything else they do is resembles that of the indolent.

Many hardos enjoy pastimes intended to mimic those of the intellectual status, yet utterly fail to "stay on par"
Hardo 1: "Hey what did you get on the AP Lit assignment?" (smiling non nonchalantly)

Random kid 1: "Ummm, 98, what about you"

Hardo 1 transforming his gaze into repulsion: "What, you didn't even read the book, WHAT THE FUCK, DID you CHEAT!???. Your not getting away with this. Ughhh" (Struts away as a pleased horse would)

Random kid 2: "Don't worry man, Ayden is a total hardo, he won't do shit"

Random kid 1: "Yea I knew as soon as he opened his hardo mouth"
by MuffinSlayer1345 January 6, 2016
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Harmonica

A harmonica is an instrument made for the use of those who go to oxford university and think it is cool.
'HEY JACK LOOK AT MY HARMONICA'
'faggot'

#truestory
by HackRheTon January 24, 2012
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Hardened asshole

A serious condition, mostly affecting the English population, in which ones asshole becomes hardened after years of excessive beer drinking while eating Indian food, an unlikely combo that will result in terrible hangovers and fiery diarrhea the next morning.

A word of caution: does not mean one is into butt stuff
bloody hell, I wish I hadn't pulled a porky last night and eaten so much Indian food while drinking! Now I have a hardened asshole.

Whoa, bro, just coz I have a hardened asshole doesn't mean I'm into butt stuff. I'm a good boy.
by hot tea June 3, 2016
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Harmony

Harmony is one of the most beautiful girls you would ever meet and prefers a guy like Akeel
by Mike Thomson June 26, 2017
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