Gofer

1. The mispelled way of Gopher.

2. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school

3. A short annoying guidence counselor at a middle school who looks like a gopher

Oh my god!! I saw Gofer Senpai today!! She's so annoying!

by 3.45a.m October 24, 2014

gomer

a teenage guy who is "not all there", as we say. okay to talk to, but sometimes he just acts lost.

jeez hunter, you're such a gomer.

by Capt. Torque August 23, 2004

gomer

A guy too old to be a geezer; a geezer the other geezers think of as the old one.

That old guy crowd that comes in to drink coffee about ten every morning is usually okay, but they've got a couple real gomers in with them.

by old lang guy October 12, 2006

Governerd

One who lives in Governors Hall at the University At Buffalo. More specifically, Roosevelt Hall, the Honors Freshman Residence Hall. This building is populated by some of the smartest Undergraduate Students at SUNY Buffalo and is one of the best communities to live in on campus.

Proud to be a governerd! #governerds4life

by honorscollege November 30, 2011

Emily’s theory on the United States Government

Emily’s theory on the United States Government states that if president Biden does not soon realize he is acting like a commie and that the American people are over it he will find himself no longer the president of the United States.

And I said to the president if you do not believe in Emily’s theory on the United States Government then you can test it at your earliest convince.

by Beau Dean November 16, 2021

gomer

Three or more people in a sexual gangbang or "PYLE"

We were all playing naked twister and it turned into a gigantic gomer. My knees and balls are sore...

by Corbinowitz June 11, 2006

gomer

Derogatory term for an old person.

That gomer is about to croak.

by RobbingTheGrave January 11, 2012