German Log Ride

The German Log Ride is a sexual act envolving a group of three. Person #1 lays down on the floor face up. Person #2 sits like a dog on top of person #1s forehead. Person #3 then deficates on person #2s back, then urinates on the turd sending it flowing down person #2s back and into person #1s mouth.

The film was going well until Stacey found herself on the end og a German Log Ride.

by Evil swiss Cheese March 22, 2009

German calzone

The Use of a Car Jack to Enlarge a Person's butthole symalteanously equipping car jacks to the victims nipples, meanwhile applying poop to ones enlarged butthole.

Hey tyrone can jimmy give you a germy stanky (german calzone)?

by dildo ronny fagginz March 5, 2009

German Toast

(noun)
1. The result of two men trying to find who's penis can last longer in a toaster.

(noun)
2. French Toast gone horribly wrong.

"Is that pork I smell?" "Nah it's Jon and Dave making some German Toast."

by Something close to God September 22, 2008

Gemo

a conjoined word from "Emo" and "Geeky".
1.)a person who is usaly a "Nerd" or "Geek" an is usaly very deprest about life or him/her self.
2.) usaly an Emo, punk, or a very dark person that is into gaming, anime, ETC...

Aryn the "gemo" was very deprest wile playing halo.

by scarlit panther January 12, 2009

do you speak german?

to ask a prostitute if she will have anal sex with you.

do you speak german?

by hoioindweMSA January 29, 2007

Dirty German

a gay engineering teacher who molests little children and wears spedos to the beach

Watch your children around that dirty german

by Alex Powers May 23, 2003

germ stick

A penis infested with one or more of the various sexually transmitted diseases/infections.

I heard Jim straight fucked your mom with his germ stick, and now that bitch's pussy be makin more cheese than the state of Wisconsin!

by Jim Haze July 30, 2008