Golden Garbage

A type of person that has something valuable, but mostly useless in anyway.

Person 1: I can't believe he won fifty hundred bucks in the lotto even though he's just slacking off at work and doing nothing worthwhile.
Person 2: Well then that make's him a Golden garbage, utterly pathetic.

by EggsFried February 5, 2022

Hot garbage

A mixed drink involving

Mixed drink or shot

1 Shot of fireball whiskey shaken with and poured over ice.

Top with Flamin hot mtn dew

Garnish with fireball steeped gummy worms and crushed cherries

Bartender, can I get a “hot garbage “ over here!!

by Jackstinger151 June 15, 2022

Nathen-Garbage

Literally a person garbage at games , but calls himself/herself a professional at games.

You can use it to call people who are bad at games even though they may say they are quite good. It must always be Infront of the person's name to use it or it will have a different meaning. Nathen-Garbage is for describing people who are bad at games but say the are the best at them and are usually toxic.

by DefinitelyYourMom July 9, 2022

Comedy Garbage

When a person says a joke that is so unfunny, it makes everyone in the room stop and stare in disappointment

Person A: “What does a baby computer call its father? Data!!”

Person B: “That was comedy garbage”

by johnbartwell09 October 21, 2022

Hot Garbage Level

A really bad level in Mario Maker that contains pick-a-paths, blind jumps, kaizo blocks, and more.

Me: Yo, Little Timmy just made a level, the absolute best level of all time!
Him: No thx, all of Little Timmy’s levels are Hot Garbage Levels.

by beluga the suzzi cat June 4, 2023

Caucasian garbage

A fancy way of describing moderately or actually rich “white and trashy” individuals. Anyone at the Capitol protests that one day applies to the term…it is an eloquent, sensitive, or just plain different way of avoiding the racist, classist, caste terms “white trash” & “trailer trash”, yet still make obvious reference to those deemed to be said “trash”. One common example is the world famous actór (with an accent cause she FANCY y’all) Mama June & her “hubby”, Teddy Bear. In 2015, after Honey Boo Boo gave up caring for Mama June & Papa, June got “hot”, becoming a Caucasian garbage MILF, & lost 500 pounds, which is good, but what’s even gooder yall? Well, TMZ caught up with Mama June & her man fightin’ at the gas station…They were raging crackies, in Alabama; blamed each other for smoking the last of dat there rock. Sad, yet scientific evidence in public, of Caucasian garbage.

Honey Boo Boo: Maumuh!
Mama June: Ahh, whutt?! What is it child? I’m cooking! (wink wink)
Honey Boo Boo: I’m as hungry as a Caucasian garbage can in Kentwood, maumuh.

Mama June: Shut up. I’ll show you real Caucasian garbage cuisine after I smoke this piece of Caucasian garbage I found outside, in the Caucasian garbage. It’s still good, y’all! I founds it! SPARK ‘EM UP!
Honey Boo Boo: You better make me Caucasian garbage ‘sghetti’-and-ketchup with a stick of butter, mama!

Mama June: Sorry, baby, but the butter is on my face for moisturizer. That’s because I was out of actual Caucasian garbage, the margarine! It helps to lube up the face before smoking that Caucasian trash…
Honey Boo Boo: whatever y’all are weird Caucasian garbage. I’ll just walk to the 7/11 and meet some other Caucasian trash cans to eat with.

Mama June: Good idea. We need more Caucasian garbage networking in this area. And myself and Papa Bear need more time to smoke! Bye baby!

by E.A.M. July 25, 2023

Outside Garbage

A person who transcends being regular garbage. Analogous for items in the fridge so rotten that they skip right past the kitchen bin and go directly outside.

Meg: "I like that guy over there with the beard."
Joe:"Him? He eats pills for breakfast and will rob you in your sleep. Outside garbage.. stay away."

by jomega September 15, 2023