mother fucker

When you knock your bong water over with your sisters dildo.

"Awww you stupid mother fucker!!!"

by Morgoth July 12, 2003

sock fucker

One who is extremely bored that they place a tube sock upon their penis and continualy thrust back and fourth until climax has been reached!

"terry was so bored that he pick up his grandfathers tube sock and had a field day! What a sock fucker!"

by big harry johnson lovers March 31, 2007

Penguin fucker

Someone, who either while high, drunk, or occasionaly sober, wishes to have sex with a penguin.

Devon is such a penguin fucker, did you see what he did to that plushie?

by Penguin Lover August 13, 2006

Fat Fuckered

A condition that occurs when a light athlete is passed in a triathlon by an competitor in the Clydesdale (>200 lb male) or Athena (>140 lb female) class.

"Dude, I've been starving myself down to 4% body fat to get fast, and some fat fucker just dropped me like a bad habit on the bike leg."

or

"Bob got fat fuckered at least 15 times in the Sprit of Racine triathlon."

by Cleetus Boondoggle August 03, 2009

Goat fucker

A “cowboy” who tucks his jeans into his boots, therefore when he is butt fucking the goat it can not get away.

Dude look at that goat fucker over there with is jeans tucked in.

by Skinnypenis1234 October 21, 2018

cock fucker

is a person that fucks cocks for living

that john guy is a total cock fucker

by loachjohn June 08, 2009

mouth fucker

someone who fucks in the mouth

quit fucking me in the mouth you mouth fucker

by eric September 01, 2003