frog pussy

something that is extremely tight. so tight in fact that it is compared to a frog pussy which is completely water-tight.

Bob: did you see Willys new ride? that sh*t is tight!
Joe: yeah boy, that sh*t is tighter than frog pussy!

by slapphappyseven March 26, 2009

blue frog

Right before ejaculation, you tie a rubber band around your nut sack.

Yo, when I was bangin' this girl I blue frogged myself! Why would I do such a thing?

by Bob Shartland January 15, 2008

pepe the frog

One of the dankest memes on the Internet. Pepe first became famous in 2008, when a panel of him saying "feels good man!" went viral. In 2016 racist Trump fans started to embrace him, causing many people to believe he's a Nazi symbol.

I've been a fan of Pepe the Frog since day one. I never saw anything racist associated with him until Trump ran for President.

by Johnny Kanaka November 17, 2016

eat frog

to eat frog is eatting a womans pussy with one of her innerthighs on each ear.

woman might say to a man " Do you know how to eat frog?" and then the man would respond " Yes, i would put one leg over this ear and the other leg over this ear and then i would eat myself some frog. "

by dis whiteboy April 4, 2010

frog brain

A person whose inability to grasp technical details is imagined to be due to a very small brain.

Those frog brains in customer support had no clue, as usual.

by Huaxacoyotl January 19, 2008

man-frog

the term used to describe a bud who gets too froggy sometimes.

"Joe you stabbed that guy so many times! You's bein' a straight up man-frog!"

by Clark Sinbad March 18, 2007

frog hop

The act of avoiding splash back by crouching over the toilet and launching yourself after emptying your bowels.

I didn't frog hop in the port-o-potty, so I had to fight a bout of syphilis after enduring the splash back entering my rectum.

by golden cobros April 14, 2014