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Perfect Friend Complex 

The Perfect Friend Complex is a mental disorder not really recognized by many people which makes some people feel like they always have to be a perfect friend to their friends and mates. This is usually a provoked by someone getting dumped by a group of friends too many times without being told why. That makes them anxty to know their wrong which they aren't told. Which in turn makes them always feel like they have to be Perfect to evade that from happening again.
I have been dropped by friends without being told why so many times I have developed a Perfect Friend Complex.
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a friend of mara 

Queers (mostly lesbians) ask if you are a friend of mara when they want to know if you are queer as well.
Long time ago they used 'friends of Dorothy' but the crew-ra brought this back again:)
Lesbian: hey. I've been wondering if.. if you are a friend of mara..?
Pan: heck yes I am ;) are you?
Lesbian: definitely.

inside friend 

an inside friend is a secret friends-with-benefits person in your life
He can't go to the wedding as my date, he's just an inside friend.

squeaky friend 

Squeaky friends (Also known as Broblox or Robros) are friends who are young or young at heart.
They are typically portrayed as ROBLOX loving kids.
"Oh hey, Sora, want to play ROBLOX?"
"No thanks, I'm 28 and have to get to work. Have fun, my squeaky friend."
squeaky friend by Squirp September 9, 2020

Fake Friend

1. Someone who talk about you/someone else, but is too scared to tell it to your face.

2. Someone who changes up when they get around certain people (Boys, popular people etc) can be a pick me girl too.
EXAMPLE 1:

Jessica: "Did you see how ugly Alyssa was today?"
Kaity: "Yeah, that sweater she had on was horrible."
*Alyssa comes*
Alyssa: "Hey guys!"
Jessica: "Hey, Aylssa!" *Smiles*
Kaity: "Your sweater is so cute!"
Alyssa: "Thanks!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Lora: "You are so pretty to day Lizzie."
Lizzie: "Thank you, so are you Lora."
Lora: "Yeah, and you smell nice."

*Boy comes*
Lora: "But you need to brush your teeth, your breath stinks." *Says loudly*
Lizzie: "Huh, but you just said i smell-"
Lora: *Starts talking to boy ignoring Lizzie*
Lizzie: "Your a fake friend." *Walks away*
Fake Friend by IWannaBeSmart July 2, 2021

Online friend appreciation day

Online friend appreciation day is where you can acknowledge your online friends and show ur appreciation for them and what they do. no matter how far away they are, or if they speak a different language or if they play different games than u, appreciate them for them being their selves.
you -“hey, -online friend-, it’s online friend appreciation day and i appreciate u!”

-online friend “thanks for posting me and appreciating me!!”

you - “no problem!”

Fein Friend 

A Fein Friend is one who you only talk/hangout with is because they either have a vape or cart
Sammy:Hey you know lexi?
Jenna:Kinda she’s just a Fein Friend
Fein Friend by Megatron1108 July 14, 2023