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g-force jesus

when a religious person drives way to fast and causes their plastic jesus hanging in the rear view mirror to sway back and forth and he therefore gets g's.
wow did you see that nun drive by... she had a g-force jesus.
by whitechokolate April 10, 2008
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force

n. a slang term that refers to the police FORCE.
"I probably owe it to y'all,

prolly be locked by the FORCE/

tryin to hustle some things,

there he go with the porsche/"

- Jay-Z "Dirt Off Ya Shoulders"
by shortyduwaaap October 12, 2005
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Fourteenth Amendment

Section 1. All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the state wherein they reside. No state shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any state deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.


Section 2. Representatives shall be apportioned among the several states according to their respective numbers, counting the whole number of persons in each state, excluding Indians not taxed. But when the right to vote at any election for the choice of electors for President and Vice President of the United States, Representatives in Congress, the executive and judicial officers of a state, or the members of the legislature thereof, is denied to any of the male inhabitants of such state, being twenty-one years of age, and citizens of the United States, or in any way abridged, except for participation in rebellion, or other crime, the basis of representation therein shall be reduced in the proportion which the number of such male citizens shall bear to the whole number of male citizens twenty-one years of age in such state.


Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any state legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any state, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.


Section 4. The validity of the public debt of the United States, authorized by law, including debts incurred for payment of pensions and bounties for services in suppressing insurrection or rebellion, shall not be questioned. But neither the United States nor any state shall assume or pay any debt or obligation incurred in aid of insurrection or rebellion against the United States, or any claim for the loss or emancipation of any slave; but all such debts, obligations and claims shall be held illegal and void.


Section 5. The Congress shall have power to enforce, by appropriate legislation, the provisions of this article.
by Jon Davis January 14, 2004
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cosmic forces

n. pl.
A collection of preternatural, sentient entities, believed to conspire to turn the course of one's fate for the worst, picking especially on those in a romantic relationship who are content. Reputedly repelled by destroying a prom dress.
"You have a high tolerance to physical pain, so the cosmic forces have converted the comfort you get from this into stress and tension in other parts of your life."
by helium_raven September 10, 2005
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brute force

A problem-solving system (usually refereed to computation theory, but applicable to other fields such as mathematics) that involves testing every single possible solution to a problem in order to find the right one.
To bypass the system security John used a brute force method, he tested all possible passwords with a bot.
by Hernan00001 March 6, 2008
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Forcel

n. the energy consisted within an entity which contains incredible abilitites. Each type is dependent on its user. A massive amount that is summoned could cause severe damage to the user.
Phammo summons his forcel from the Mewclaw.
by ZeroblastR May 14, 2004
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Forced ascot

When you fuck the space between someone's neck and chin without asking. Monocle optional.
Dear Sir, when you did a forced ascot on me, I did not appreciate getting cum in my eye. Signed, your former lady friend.
by bigblackwave July 9, 2010
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