Floppy dick

Instead of the more common 'square up' you say floppy dick while curling your pointer finger, thus causing the other person to be highly confused. Very effective against people.

please dont actually do the floppy dick

by HOBO SQUAD July 29, 2016

3 1/2 inch floppy

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.

greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now

by prejudice white boy November 29, 2004

floppy in the joppy

Attrictive, cute and sexy

Cori is floppy in the joppy

by Dominic Chiampi June 3, 2009

floppy jalopies

Saggy and pancake like breasts that are very floppy and limber in nature and form.

Africa is a beautful country however do to their indigenous customs, the woman there have a serious case of floppy jalopies.

by Dameese February 17, 2009

flappygash

Noun. A vagina or anus that visually appears to have been operated beyond it's intended capacity. Often gaping or enlarged, and may have signs of permanent damage or deformity. May also refer to recepticle genitalia that is naturally enlarged or adorned.

Holy hell, you could fall into that flappygash and never be heard from again!

by sharkbomb October 20, 2007

Floppy top

The top of a mans un-cut cock. Usually would be soft to slightly hard and growing.

extra skin, uncut, uncircumsized penis, floppy top

by Triptofan August 14, 2009

Fappy Time

The state of mind one finds him/herself in when the time is right to fap (a perverted version of happy time)

Dude, I just finished watching Game of Thrones, and I'm home alone, not it's fappy time.

by Gingerbeardman December 16, 2014