aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.
Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.
All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.
All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.
by Jester October 30, 2004
Get the Overweight Female Attentionmug. by GREYFOX0101 March 1, 2022
Get the Female objectifying douchemug. by John January 24, 2004
Get the Cubic Female Dynamicsmug. by Fairy Sacks November 17, 2003
Get the Female Reproductive Systemmug. A term used by terfs to describe themselves as cis women, while avoiding using the term cis or women, and basing the word female on biological factors
by jazz161 November 13, 2021
Get the adult human femalemug. A female "A Player," who is generally difficult to get a hold of or is always engaged in outlandish or extremely fun activities. This person would be very unlikely to respond to text messages or phone calls in a timely manner as she is most likely at EDC, hanging with Ludacris, or otherwise engaged in a pool party of some kind. Generally these females are extremely attractive and know it.
God this chick is such an Outlander (referring to a female). She texts me back 3 days later with a full response like its normal.
by APlayer September 29, 2013
Get the Outlander (referring to a female)mug. Male: Potato Corn Crispies Thighs (never have to worry about getting more O' dem crispies)
Female: Pretty Butter Corns Thighs (gotta get rid dem crispies)
Female: Pretty Butter Corns Thighs (gotta get rid dem crispies)
Male VS Female:
"EW JENNA WHY U GOT DEM CRISPIES, WHERE DEM BUTTER CORN THIGHS!"
"GIRL idk, Jeremy bean got dem corn flakes legs?!"
"EW JENNA WHY U GOT DEM CRISPIES, WHERE DEM BUTTER CORN THIGHS!"
"GIRL idk, Jeremy bean got dem corn flakes legs?!"
by @RADBLINGMASTER_15 December 21, 2020
Get the Male VS Femalemug.