The only Jackson family that existed and still exists is The Michael Jackson family, After MJ had a fall out with his bandmates who used his name Jackson as the band name,they had difficulty changing their surnames from Jackson as it appeared it was their publicly known surname as they wished to remain in the entertainment industry. The whole band consisted of a father -joe , a mother-katherine and about 11 or so children, Michael Jackson was one of them- the 1 his surname was used for the whole band.
Michael Jackson had only one wife.
Michael Jackson never married lmp.
It is known today that lmp could be Latoya MJ's former band mate.
MJ's real wife was never part of the band.
The matriach of the Jackson family was never Katherine, it's MJ's real wife.
Michael Jackson never married lmp.
It is known today that lmp could be Latoya MJ's former band mate.
MJ's real wife was never part of the band.
The matriach of the Jackson family was never Katherine, it's MJ's real wife.
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Phase One optimism
Incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the "Season of Good Will" has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other
similarly-minded family members.
Phase Two realisation
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