Fallascience

A two-pronged fallacy. First, it's the dogmatic assertion that only that which can be proven by the scientific method or empiricism is "real," dismissing metaphysics, ethics, art, and subjective experience as meaningless—which is itself an unscientific, philosophical claim (making it self-refuting). Second, it refers to the use of Fallacy Fallacies and related meta-arguments specifically to defend the hegemonic system and its ideologies, using the veneer of "rationality" to shut down dissent. It's scientism weaponized as a rhetorical cudgel for status quo apologetics.

Example: "When asked about the ethical implications of AI surveillance, the engineer scoffed with Fallascience: 'Ethics isn't empirically verifiable, so it's not a real discussion. Your concerns are just fallacies arising from an emotional, non-STEM mindset.' He used the armor of 'science' to avoid any non-technical critique of his work."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Fallascientism

A self-refuting logical fallacy and meta-fallacy that declares any claim to be false or non-existent solely due to a lack of current scientific or empirical evidence, while willfully ignoring the inherent limitations of science, the scientific method, and empiricism itself. It commits the cardinal sin of scientism by making an absolute, unscientific philosophical claim—"only the scientifically verified is real"—and then wields it as a club to silence criticism, non-hegemonic viewpoints, and counter-hegemonic positions. It's a rhetorical power move disguised as rational rigor, used to protect dominant paradigms by dismissing entire categories of inquiry (like ethics, metaphysics, or subjective experience) as "invalid" before they can even be examined.

Example: "When she spoke about the profound cultural and spiritual loss caused by the dam project, the corporate consultant hit her with Fallascientism: 'Your "sense of loss" isn't measurable or falsifiable. There's no peer-reviewed paper quantifying this "cultural damage." Therefore, it's not a real factor in our cost-benefit analysis.' He used the absence of a specific type of evidence to invalidate the entire argument, protecting the hegemonic logic of pure economics."

by Abzugal January 30, 2026

Falling between two chairs

Someone who falls in-between two categories, and cannot enter either or. This can be an example of someone who does not make enough money to live comfortably, but makes way too much money to get on welfare. People who fall between two chairs are stuck in survival mode and just exist.

According to the government, I make too much money to get on welfare, but I don't make enough money to live comfortably, so I falling between two chairs.

by BigOldExhaustedDummy March 1, 2026

falls from the sky

Something that occurs easily for you but you paradoxically don't know how to attain this occurrence — you just don't exert the effort that make this occurrence happen.

A friend of mine experience the revocation of screen time limits imposed by parents that simply falls from the sky — she can't teach me how to exert the effort that I akcually require to experience this occurrence.

by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025

Falaise

Falaise - Noun. The art of spinning Male Ejaculate into an intricate web between the fingers. To a lesser extent the chaotic pattern of an aggressive climax.

As I completed, she spun the most beautiful Falaise. Like a dreamcatcher.

I Falaised her face

by General Johnston September 27, 2025

Falling Brown

A reference to the material of defecation while in flight due to gravity’s pull(i.e a turd or turds descending through the air). Often this is into toilets, occasionally it’s onto the ground or other surfaces. Very rarely this refers to projectile defecation on its return stage.

Generally used in reference to the action of making the brown fall(i.e. taking a dump)

I was looking at funny cat memes and texting my friends while falling brown.

by Ye Olde Slammer October 8, 2025

Falling ronan

The falling ronan can be summoned by going skydiving and forgetting the parashoot when the falling g ronan is summoned he will ether give you a broken parashoot or shoot you in the head

look a falling ronan

by Iaergf;dbf October 26, 2025