Dookie Doggie Nipples

When somethings so ass you gotta compare it to a dogs dookie ass nipples

Friend 1: Bro ms Smith is making is goon AGAIN
Friend 2: bro this shit so dookie doggie nipples

by G0B3IN September 24, 2025

Dookiesmirk

dookiesmirk (insult) -
A term used to describe someone who’s ass at whatever they’re trying to do, usually while acting like they’re good at it.

Alternative forms:
dookiesmirking (verb): “Stop dookiesmirking, just give up on foenem.”

Bro can't even ollie on his board but still talks trash to us - dudes a dookiesmirk

by milosickss October 28, 2025

mountain dookie

The nasty-ass shit you take after chugging four cans of mountain dew in the morning. Also known as mountain deuce.

Yo man where's Jimmy? I can't find him anywhere. Class starts in 10 minutes.

I think he's on the can dropping a mountain dookie.

by Pdoody July 13, 2012

Cookie Dookie

Poop from a cookie and/or poop that is made of digested cookies.

I ate too many cookies. I need to go take a cookie dookie.

by psudeom January 30, 2018

long dookie

The first shit you take in the morning that goes on forever. This shit has caused numerous write ups at work for being late and many a argument with the significant other.

Woke up and took a long dookie and shit went down hill from there.

by Angela’s man February 23, 2018

Hookie Dookie

To skip any previous engagements for a good poop.

"Buhler"
"Buhler"
"I think he's playing hookie dookie again"

by Emerson44 July 15, 2018

Bean dookie

Baked beans in a slice of folded bread. A poor mans sandwich. Other beans may be substituted.

A term used to describe a plethora of symptoms and feeling overall awful, such as in dysautonomia or POTS.

This sure is some tasty bean dookie!
What's for dinner? Bean dookie!

I feel like bean dookie.

by xR4V3Nx2018 October 11, 2018