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Dooker

Someone that’s on the dook(slang for shit which is meth).
Look at that dooker stealing drain cleaner from the hardware store
by Notadooker March 9, 2018
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Dookiexplosion

When you have a diarrhea hitting the toilet with so much pressure you make the toilet crack and then you get a poop flood in your basement cause of all the water going everywhere and you call state farm and they come over and they say, son I ain't tuchin' that wit a 10 foot pole, and yes even if it had a stripper on it. And then you have to move.
Joe: yo, Mel, I was in the bathroom with John the other day filming him taking a shit and he had a total dookiexplosion!

Mel: Wow! So exciting! I wish I was there!

Joe: yeah! It was so epic, it was worth getting my face splattered in poop!

John: yo, what are you talking about?

Mel: How epic your dookiexplosion was!

John: Yeah man it was siiiick!!!!
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Dookie

The shit that comes out of your bum hole.
by Krysco October 14, 2018
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Dookey Hughes

A person who smells like feces and is always soiling their pants. Usually is frowned on by most people.
Man... do you smell that? Yeah that’s just Dookey Hughes.
by Dookeymaster89 December 5, 2018
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Dookey Hughes

Someone who is always smelling like feces. Reals of stank or poop. Usually has not whipped their ass or showered in days. Constantly sleeps in their own filth.
“Man.. that smells terrible.” “Yeah, that’s just Dookey Hughes..”
by Dookeymaster89 December 5, 2018
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Dooklear bomb

The motherload of all shits. You are about to drop Fat man on Hiroshima (the toilet).
*Finishes eating a massive burrito
"Fucking Christ man I'm about to drop a Dooklear bomb"
"EVERYONE OUT OF HIS WAY"
by jpstp January 28, 2019
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doocee

A doocee is when u take a shit
And it comes out runny but also
Hard at the same time
Your taking a shit. It comes out runny and hard at the same time
That is a doocee
by Bip bop bup February 21, 2019
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