Skip to main content

size doesn't matter

what guys with small dicks say.
jeff: size doesn't matter

liam: you're only saying that because you have a little cock.

does not work that way 

Phrase used to argue a point on internet message boards. Originally from the character Morbo on Futurama.
Newslady: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool
Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

{blank} DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
does not work that way by dskdksdjk September 24, 2009

who does he think he is 

When somebody insecure sees somebody else having a good time they say "Who does he think he is"
Miserable person sees happy passer-by: "Who does he think he is"

scotty doesn't know 

a song by lustra, featured in the movie Eurotrip. not the best movie, but it has it's moments. this song MAKES the movie.
"I can't believe he's so trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting...
Scotty doesn't know!"

doesn't know his brass from his oboe

Euphemism for "(he) doesn't know his a** from his elbow". He doesn't know anything (or doesn't want to know anything).
You can't ask that bus driver about bus route numbers. He doesn't know his brass from his oboe.

Good Deed Doer 

... ask the Wizard of Oz from the Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Hollywood classic 1939 major motion picture starring Judy Garland. After Dorothy's little dog, Toto has pulled the curtain by exposing him as another, average, mortal human-being.
The Wizard then uses 'Good Deed Doer' as a definition of character when he's presenting the earned honors and awards of valor to the Tin Woodsman, the Cowardly Lion and the Scarecrow near the end of the much-celebrated favorite.
Good Deed Doer by OzMoses June 2, 2012