Dock head

A term of endearment and a way of blagging it if your predictive text has spelt dick head wrong

Morning dock head

by Towertom781 March 28, 2021

Alt Docking

When an active male social media account creates so many alt accounts that he forgets which ones are his, and unknowingly begins an online sexual relationship with himself.

Did you see Russ flirting with Morris? He is alt docking again and he may need an intervention.

Morris sent a pic of his genitalia to himself again. The alt docking has to stop.

by Lily Boone April 4, 2021

Duke City Docking

When you stick your penis into a buried penis pseudocavity

Lets try duke city docking tonight

by lilxdragon128 May 10, 2021

Dick Dock

A disgusting application for braindead people that promotes dangerous and fake scam shit meant to mess with or waste peoples time most "videos" on there show people having seizures or doing stupid pointless shit that every body knows about but they think they're the first to come across it

That dick dock is a nasty app and i hope it quits promoting pedophilia and scams

by Criptix June 1, 2021

Parking the dock

When you motorboat a woman in her vagina

John "Hey how did it go last night?"
Bob "It was great! I was parking the dock and made her cum"

by Newbski May 27, 2021

Mock-Cock Docking

Two men who want to try docking, but both are circumcized. Man number one gets hard and puts a condom over his cock. He then pulls the tip of the condom outward and carefully cuts the end off with a scissors, thus creating a mock "foreskin". Man number two, puts his hard on into the end of the rubber, pulling it over his shaft and going tip to tip with man number one.

They can then jerk off, jerk each other off, etc, until one or both ejaculate.

See also Docking, Cock-Docking

The two guys really wanted to try to cock dock, but as they were both circumcized, had to resort to good old Mock-Cock Docking instead.

by Hexxidecimal7 December 7, 2024

E-Docking

When two medium range city in AOZ attack each other with rocket soldiers. The penis shaped rocket tips explode onto each similarly to a natural docking where two men go tip to tip. The alpha uses loose skin preferably foreskin to “Chinese finger trap” the shafts.

(904) God of death likes to dock in his free time with strangers and e-docking when he catches an STD.

by Poo858 December 31, 2024