throbbing donger

The results of consuming the prescribed amount of Viagra, then immediately getting blue balls.

Met this chick, thought it was a sure thing. Her ugly friend ended up cock-blocking me, so now I'm left with this throbbing donger.

by The hitchhiker June 29, 2017

kiddy dong

The name of Diddy Kong's penis

I want to smash Coco with my kiddy dong

by Venom Miller July 2, 2017

Slangin dong

When you have a fiery red penis!!

Can I kiss your slangin dong?? No you bungee slut!!

by Insta@jonahwent69 January 22, 2018

nigerian dong

big peen, super huge golungous peen

I used to have two inch peen, now i have 1ft. nigerian DONG

by no_homo_Chromo August 24, 2018

Ding dong

Verb- to grasp a person’s pony tail esp. a girl’s and pull down sharply while shouting “ding dong”

“Hey Bobby, I’m gonna ding dong Sarah” Steven said

“Let me watch.” Bobby said

Steven snuck up behind Sarah. He grabbed her ponytail and yanked on it.

“DING DONG” Steven barked

Sarah yelped in pain

by Rakis January 17, 2019

KFC Dong Grabbing Challenge

The ferocious act of training ones dick head to grab a piece of KFC chicken out of your girls booty hole like a claw machine.

Seagull: Yo Jordan, my girl got a chicken breast stuck up her booty hole.
Big J: That shit must have been greasy as fuck, what did you do?
Seagull: I ferociously trained my dick head to grab chicken out of her shitter.
Big J: Damn!!!! The classic KFC Dong Grabbing Challenge.

Seagull: I ate that chicken breast after too, it was finger lickin' good!

by Whiskers Bottoms October 3, 2019

Ding Dong Dino

Ding Dong Dino is the best species of dinosaur you could (if your lucky enough) ever come across. This animal was discovered by a group of girls in 2020. As it is quite new, not many people know about it. A 'Ding Dong Dino' is a very unique and special creature, and is just like a human! Always there to hug you and put a smile on your face when you need it :) It is the kindest and cares for every loved one. To everyone reading this: a ding dong dino is that creature you would want as you're spirit animal.:) Just work for it ;)

Me: Omg! You are JUST like a Ding Dong Dino!
Friend: *offended* I am NOT a ding dong!!
Me: No no no, ur so caring, kind, unique n special! Just like a ding dong dino :)

by be a beann March 19, 2020