dirty callum

when your girl is cowgirling you and you go to slap her ass and end up whacking yourself in the balls and promising you'll resume sex later.

It was going so well until I dirty callumed myself and then she blocked me on tinder.

by princepillip68 June 6, 2021

Dirty Killian

When you grab a Oscar Meyers 12 pack of hot dogs, and shove them one by one up the others person’s butthole, screaming, “MUSTARD KETCHUP MAYO CUM, WHO SHOVED THESE HOTDOGS UP MY BUM!”

Me and daddy Jayden did the Dirty Killian last night in the laundry room

by Sheesh daddy June 24, 2021

Dirty Max

when your head is shaped like Galactus and you use your massive fucking forehead to headbutt a monkey's ass.

person 1: I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw someone "dirty max" a monkey.
person 2: eww wtf that's chapt
monkey 1: yea my ass still hurts

by TheFancyPineappl September 4, 2022

The dirty P

the wonderful, trashcan city of Parma, OH.

Yo, me and the boys are heading to Swensons in the dirty P tonight.

by spongeyboymebob May 17, 2022

dirty panos

a dirty panos is when you are fucking a girl in the pussy. and you come close and whisper in her ear. "i beat dark souls 3 in under 100 hours" to make her more horny

omg he did me the dirty panos it was amazing

by revehound December 9, 2021

Dirty Mudgett

When your girl is acting up and you punish her by lining the toilet bowl with saran wrap without her knowing. After she sits and wamps a dougie, her cooch is filled with fecal matter resulting in a dirty mudgett.

Petrina was being such a bitch that Eric took matters into his own hands and gave her miserable ass a dirty mudgett.

by Mizznuts January 24, 2022

Dirty Panos

A Dirty Panos is when you shove your dick in a girl’s whisker biscuit while you whisper in her ear: "I beat Dark Souls III in under 100 hours" to make her hornier

OMG! He pulled a Dirty Panos on me!

by panosplayboy April 3, 2022