Donkey Dick

A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"

That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.

by MoistJoyce November 8, 2019

Doorknob dick

When the male specimen has a small shaft but large tip. Usually preferred in South African females.

Wow! Me and joe had great sex. But he kinda had a doorknob dick

by Doorknob dick December 20, 2019

Don't get your dick out

What you say to someone when they get excited and need to calm down.

Alright, calm down don't get your dick out.

by You don't know me, honestly January 31, 2018

donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles

damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick

by jason May 13, 2005

donkey dick

When you run up from behind someone, grab them by the shoulders and knee them really hard in the ass, hitting their tail bone.

"OWWWWW!!! huggies just donkey dicked me!"

by huggies April 15, 2006

dolphin dick

what you call the penis of someone who still has the foreskin of their penis attached.

ewww cody is uncircumcised.
what? thats nasty, i cant believe he has a dolphin dick.

by fat mattos January 27, 2010

donkey dick

a person who you know sucks cock but doesn't want to admitt it

"shut up you donkey dick"

by Sh3 Wh0 KnOwS All January 19, 2009