Johnny Depp

Pirated. To pirate (as in software). Refers to Johnny Depp starring in Pirates of the Caribbean.

"I had a 'Johnny Depp' version of Windows XP, and my conscience got the better of me, so, like an ass, I went legit and bought a licence. Now I have more problems with my computer than I did before!"

by Duanester May 24, 2008

derp

An akward purple-blue.

...That flower is... a rather akward purple blue..

Derp.

What?

Derp, that's the color.

by Brad Robley July 17, 2009

Derp

Anal sex with a horse.

"Dude... he just derped.."
"...That wasn't a horse.. That was paris hilton."

by Macie Land September 21, 2011

Derp

verb
1. To smoke cannabis.
2. To inhale the smoke or vapor of cannabis or to consume and edible form of cannabis (brownie, cookie, etc.).

noun
1. Cannabis.
2. A joint or blunt containing cannabis.

verb
"Let's go derp in the forest!"

noun
"Hey man, you got any derp?"

by heroofguitar322 November 12, 2011

derp

a cigarette

yo man, toss me a derp bro

by VVVFFFFFF October 5, 2008

derp

1. Male genitalia (aka. Johnson, Purpleheaded-yogurt slinger, schlong, etc.)

Scott: Hey Michael, you suck man.
Michael: Slurp my derp Scott.

by Mawilson06 October 13, 2005

derp

a derp is an unflattering photo of a person's contorted face taken by mistake
usually makes the person seeing the photo laugh and the person in the photo cry with shame

Google "derp" and try not to laugh.

by katherineeee! November 18, 2010