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Daddy Roulette

A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.
James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?

Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.

(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)

(Nine Months Later...)

Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
by TheGreatRanger1 November 15, 2019
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memey daddy

come here memey daddy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
by Puffmeemee June 3, 2018
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corona-daddy

an intamate partner that you met with during coronavirus, usually when you alone and bored. most corona-daddies have a breathing kink so worry about that, he also likes to wear masks during intercourse and use hand sanitiser as loob.
jake: look there is a corona-daddy
kate: yes he gets hard by stopping people breathing and seeing people on ventilators.

jake: oh
by hornyvirus January 26, 2021
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founding daddy

"Man that boy is such a founding daddy."
by foundingpapiofamerica February 28, 2018
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Rat Daddy

Literally the ruler of hell. Has a fetish for rats. Hella big dick energy. Nobody can defeat her.
Person 1: Did you see Rat Daddy?

Person 2: Yeah, her dick is so big.
by Rat Daddyyy November 19, 2018
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Daddy Kisser

A grown man who still kisses his father on the lips.
"Met Danny's parents this weekend, turns out he's a daddy kisser. He said hello and smooched that old man right on the lips."
by Aladeen6969 April 19, 2017
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serial daddy

When a guy has three or more children by different mother's. Especially when the children were born at the same time.
She won't talk about the father of her child because he's a serial daddy.
by Cemetery Man October 16, 2015
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