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Kavi's Curse

Kavi's Curse, anyone who gets close to a person named Kavi when he coughs contracts a horrible Curse that makes them die a few days later. This Curse is activated if an individual makes Kavi laugh. A cure is possible the person must eat atleast 3 grams of crackers.
I contracted Kavi's Curse.. I don't know how much time I have left. I gotta look for crackers...
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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California cursed

Embracing the positives and negatives of growing up in California . Embracing where you come from.
Hey Stephanie where are you from? Oh I’m “California cursed.”
by DRAINEDDD April 19, 2025
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playingo curse

The playingo curse is a vile affliction that curses individuals with a combination of faggotry, autism, bitchiness, fucking stupidity, and incel tendencies. Those under the 'playingo curse' are doomed to a life of wretchedness, ignorance, and eternal damnation, forever shunned by society for their repulsive nature
Stay away from that guy, he's got the playingo curse
by Yuhkil February 28, 2024
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Deep-poop-dick Curse

When the D is so big that he goes so deep past the second hole and unlocks the shit in the bottom victim’s sigmoid colon—provided that the receptive partner forgot to do a thorough cleansing. Doesn’t happen all the time, but it happens often for this hung master.
Damn dude i know god blessed me with such a massive and thick penis, and I’m grateful. But goddamn I’ll be damned if this ain’t from the devil cuz I got the Deep-poop-dick Curse.
by Lazyeye Gibbins December 4, 2021
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commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
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Red Curse

A disease that, once acquired, is a recurring bleeding of the genitals in a 30 day cycle.
I would fuck her sideways, but she has the Red Curse.
by RedCurse April 13, 2013
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Sailor cursing

My dad curses like a sailor. He hates traffic.
#Sailor cursing
by Aluminose1 February 10, 2020
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