Crafterbation

The making of arts or crafts for one's own benefit or pleasure. Usually, but not always to the point of completion of that project. Crafterbation may involve hands, fingers, tools, everyday objects, and/or special supplies.

Jane doesn't sell or give away her crafts. She only makes stuff because she enjoys a healthy level of crafterbation.

by Jane Sawyer Makes April 27, 2023

Crafton

A person one the internet who plays gorilla tag and likes to cosplay.
He also films tiktoks.

Hey have you heard of Crafton

by Crafton_cosplay August 2, 2023

Crafty Swiper

When an overzealous waitress/waiter, eager to clear plates from tables, swipes half eaten food the second you turn away

Where's my pudding gone Steve?

The crafty swiper has had it

by anonymous May 30, 2023

Craftananted

When you are driven by crafts, and completely driven to do them

You are Craftananted meaning you do crafts because you are driven to do them

by Bella By Jolena June 25, 2023

Craftnerd

A person which knows all the crafting recipes to every item and/or food in the video-game "Minecraft".

Villager 1: Have you seen that player? He's a total Craftnerd.

Villager 2: Oh for sure, he memorized the recipe for a netherite sword and pickaxe!

by anonymous July 14, 2024

Crafty wank

The action of masturbating in a public place, without being spotted.

He would often have a crafty wank under the desk during his history lesson. The other pupils noticed, but the teacher never did.

by DarrenG July 20, 2024

Craft an Email

Writing an email that is structured, formal, succinct and often has illustrations. In other words, a pain in the ass to do and can sometimes take hours with a ton of re-writes.

Karen was totally pissed because she had to craft an email to a customer. She said it took most of the day only to have the customer respond with a ton of questions.

by dohneoh October 6, 2023