cowbell

During anal sex, you pull your penis out of your partner's ass fast enough so that it retains it's widened status, then you quickly insert your finger into their cornhole and proceed to ring it like a cowbell.

Mary Sue wasn't very pleased when i revealed the cowbell to her last night, so i was forced to donkey punch her.

by Emshizzle September 3, 2008

cowboy

Person who do a half job and pretend that he does the job properly.

He is a cowboy, he never does the job properly. My boss is cowboy.

by AlexDim August 4, 2007

Dirty Cowboy Retainer

When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.

for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.

by Clint Myers December 9, 2008

Job For A Cowboy

A band who is hated by various people.

Hated by softer metal fans because they are too hard.
Hated by death metal fans because they are too soft.
Disliked by me because of those stupid pig squeals.

Job For A Cowboy would be a lot better without those goddamn squeals.

by JFAC October 24, 2007

cowboy walk

A cowboy walk is where after a woman has had sexual intercourse with a man who has a big penis and then has to leave the house, her vagina is so stretched and she is in so much pain, she walks like a cowboy

Man, I just fucked this girl so hard, when I told her to leave, she had a huge cowboy walk

by Sickoo December 27, 2010

pakistanian cowboy

A pakistanian cowboy happens when a man shoots another man during intercourse, giving the other man ultimate blue balls

Achmed gave Mufatsa a pakistanian cowboy!

by fhdslfhsal May 24, 2011

porno cowboy

A man with a cowboy hat who spends all of his time in video stores ogling the naked women on the adult film boxes.

"C'mon Dave, don't be a porno cowboy! Take off that hat and get away from those films!"

by zombay November 20, 2004