Nazi Certainty

An absolute certainty of one's own righteousnous, even in the face of facts that show that it is horribly wrong.

Young Liberals during the Trump era have a Nazi Certainty about them. They're sure that their violence and anti-establishment behavior is getting them a brighter tomorrow. But like Hitler's Nazis, these stupid little people are only tools for destructive leaders who will dispense of them the minute they aren't useful anymore.

by geekmalone March 17, 2020

couchie contact

exactly what it sounds like
making contact with the couchie

another way of saying you fucked

icy hot should not make couchie contact

i made couchie contact last night

by hjahajahajahajah March 31, 2020

Cross-contaminating

Alternating back and forth between vaginal and anal sex, thus cross-contaminating both.

"I was cross-contaminating her for over an hour."

by World-Wide-Walt March 13, 2021

Full contact frisbee golf

A kind of frisbee golf where there's no whining about sucker punches, elbows, knees, or kicks. Hitting somebody in the face with a frisbee is a hole in one, and if their glasses shatter, you get points taken off your score to make it even lower.

Jonas succumbed to his injuries on hole 18 after a particularly rough round of Full contact frisbee golf.

by Solid Mantis January 30, 2021

delusha-certain

The absolute and bulletproof certainty that comes with delusion, generally triggering rage accompanied by nasty words and actions if challenged with objective facts and logic.

Oh don't mess with her on the subject of her singing future, because while she sounds like a foghorn to us mortals, she's delusha-certain her talent discovery is imminent and that's why she walks around with that cat-shit smile.

by JessicaWalters April 28, 2021

old container

Old Container means someone ,or some thing is smelly , it can also mean someone or something is bad or shitty.

My cat is such an Old Container he constantly poops on my bed.

by Bear Keen July 5, 2021

Vaggelis coltakias

A person who thinks he's faster than everyone with his little mitsubishi colt.

-Hey let's drag race with my Evo.
-I am Vaggelis Coltakias
-Sorry bro didn't know you had the mini Evo

by Vindieselapoathens November 20, 2021