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Can't-Afford Cop 

the worst kind of cop there is. Very controlling and authoritive, the kind that will beat your ass for speeding 5 MPH over the limit or stand in the middle of a busy street at 10am in a dark blue uniform and expect not to get hit.

They were made famous in the alternate version of "April 26, 1992" by Sublime, where the lyrics show disdain towards their kind.
Officer Leroy beat me up just for rolling dice in the alley, he's such a can't-afford cop.
Can't-Afford Cop by jarvisrolt June 12, 2011
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Paul Blart Mall Cop 

One of the Funniest movies made by mankind
Steve : Bro, have you seen Paul Blart Mall Cop yet?
Gerald : Nah, but i really want to
Steve : Be prepared to laugh

Genocide by cop 

The act of a law officer killing someone based on their race.
Dude, let's sell these drugs before some motherfuckers nail us and commit some genocide by cop on our ass.
Genocide by cop by RangerGeek February 16, 2019
John: "I think I'm going to buy that girl a drink, she does look a bit young though.

Bill: "Don't! She's a naked cop!
naked cop by boricuabeauty January 3, 2009

gypsy cop 

An itinerant lawman, a police officer who floats from department to department regardless of, or because of, misconduct or poor job performance.
Frankie got capped by a gypsy cop for staring at him.
gypsy cop by Galen066 May 30, 2011

plastic cop 

1. security guard or wannabe cops
'what a jackass, his just a plastic cop'
plastic cop by patchy36 April 23, 2005