clopshiki

some type of poo, may be round ORRR diarrhoea. Maybe be even square!! Its a polish word that people say. May be used as having the food meatballs.

Person 1: OH I THINK IM HAVING CLOPSHIKI AGAIN, I CANT HANG OUT WITH YOU SORRY MATE!
Person 2: OH FRICKKKK GET TO THE BATHROOM NOWWWW

by mycatishawt February 14, 2021

chopstick

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+

Mom: Son, your report card came in, and I see you got an A- in english class, you know what happens now.
Son: Oh no NO NO MOM NOT THE CHOPSTICK

by garryh March 12, 2021

CoolShot

Bzz127 but a top

I LOVE COOLSHOT

by QuackersCloneYT March 13, 2021

Coomshit

Anime-themed mobile gacha games with excessively horny or borderline-pornographic female character designs. Commonly developed with minimal production quality and barebones, turn based or card-based gameplay systems. These games are created with the express purpose of baiting horny otaku with more money than sense to spend obscene amounts of cash on microtransactions to acquire the most scantily-clad women the game has to offer. The amount of clothing worn by a character and their in-game rarity or power level are inversely proportional.

"Hey man, check out this new game I just downloaded- Last Origin. Look at how fat the tits on this starter are!"
"Is it any fun to play?"
"Not really, but 50 more rolls and I can recruit a naked catgirl!"
"Stop playing that Coomshit before you go bankrupt."

by filler_text April 5, 2021

Chopsticked

When one divides the walls of his or her anus and proceeds to fit as many rolls of sushi in his or her rectum as possible

I just went to the store, would you like to get chopsticked with me?

by Afroman wanna be May 10, 2021

Compsognathus

Definition 1: A very small carnivorous dinosaur that was brought to the attention of the public by Jurassic Park and can be seen in many subsequent video games. Commonly called the Compy or Compies.

Definition 2: A large group of irritating and/or annoying people, usually teenagers in the age range of 13-17.

Example 1: “I love the Compsognathus! It’s so tiny and cute; I’d love to own one if they ever clone them.”

Example 2: Guy 1: “Jesus man, look at all of the compies outside the vape shop. They’re blocking off the entrance to the Walmart because there’s so damn many of them”
Guy 2: “Holy shit these compsognathus fucks love their Peace Tea, don’t they?”
Guy 1: “The drink of snotty little shits, my friend.”

by Starsparce May 16, 2021

Chopsticking

When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.

My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.

by Fat_Minotaur May 30, 2021