Condescending Consuela

Consuela is a pejorative term for a

Mexican/Latin woman perceived as patronizing or superior beyond the scope of what is normal.

“Well, we can never go back to that Taco Bell again. Condescending Consuela over here kept telling the 16yr old on the register that this is not authentic Mexican food and pointed out everything they were doing wrong.

by Reginald P February 4, 2022

codemeister

a man who gets too many bitches

p1: Hey! What is Cody up to?
p2: He just became a codemeister.

by constarrr June 9, 2022

condenscending

The act of making a woman wet through verbal degradation

Noun: condenscend

Dwight: I’m really good at condenscending
Jim: damn Angela must be really wet

by Jacking Rabbits June 28, 2022

Condiment Dad

A divorced or single father that has no real food in his fridge and pantry, it only consists of condiments.

“ Dad we only have ketchup packets and mustard in the fridge, you’re a Condiment Dad”

by lexisdoor November 29, 2022

Condom Game

Going into a store (usually a supermarket) and purchasing an amount of items ranging from three to five, one of which being a pack of condoms. The aim is to freak out the cashier clerk.

Tom played the condom game at Walmart yesterday. He bought trash bags, a hatchet, rope, cloth, and condoms. The cashier considered calling the cops.

by X CAT ULTIMA January 22, 2023

Condensplain

Verb- The act of explaining something in the most condescending way possible

That guy over there was trying to condensplain making popcorn to me.

by Thermascout March 9, 2023

Condom Money

(1) a sum of money that is irrelevant, typically a small amount.

(2) The amount of money you are supposed to allocate for condoms.

Many people chase 'condom money' all their life.

by 3antasy April 3, 2023