cokalausa

cookies and milk eaten together.

how is your cokalausa Jay

by moosefoot November 30, 2007

Coalgasm

The small orgasm that you get when you play minecraft and you find a shit-load of coal.say if you find a 20x20 wall and it is covered with coal. Also can be used with lavagasm, goldasm, and irongasm.

Person 1 " hey, if you find any co....coal? COAL???? COALLLL!!!

Person 2 "hey are you alright?"

Person 1 "yea, i just had a major coalgasm.

by MittenKit March 14, 2011

Coalgasm

A commonly used term, describing the reaction to a large amount of coal in minecraft. It can be scaled to the feeling of an orgasm, an experience only felt from seeing coal.

Person 1: Dude, look at all the coal!
Person 2: Oh.. oh god... COALGASM!!!!

by MCCoalgasmr March 30, 2011

coaltan

Is a complete asshole no manners and no respect for women or men. He Jacks off to old men have sex or porn he is the one who will stalk you if you won't have sex with him.

Did you see that coaltan?

Nobody wants to be coaltan!

Stop being a coaltan and just do ii

by truthless January 27, 2015

Coal Powered Train

It means you need and energy booster or some sort (Gatorade, pills, etc) power you have sex or you'll be to tired, or "weakened" easily.

"Your boyfriend is a real Coal Powered Train."
I know right, he just keeps "chugging" along."

by Chuga chuga chuie June 5, 2016

coalminers son

When you shove a shovel up someone asshole.

Hey Sam you want me to coalminers son you?

by Long black cock May 14, 2016

codalugahogan

phlegm that your girlfriend spits all over your dick and continues to jerk you off with it like lube.

dude last night Jessica codalugahogan all over my dick it was nasty but felt amazing

by jackmeoff420 October 3, 2017