Sucking Clit

The female equivalent of sucking dick. Ingratiating yourself to a female boss.

Now that Alberta has a female premier, all the law firms have become women's rights supporters ... they are sucking clit.

by W_L November 26, 2011

clitcuzzi

much like the popular ballcuzzi (see ballcuzzi) a clitcuzzi involves the dipping of a flascitated clitoris into a styrofoam cup filled with lukewarm liquid. (for increased festivity use eggnog as the liquid.) simultaneously blow air through a straw to generate jacuzzi-like bubbles.

Damn son that biocth loves getting clitcuzzi's all day err day.

by M SACC January 8, 2007

clit bump

1. the female equivalent of a dick slap; 2. a rough vaginal thrust leaving a tell-tale mark on the recipient's face, often described as a dot between curving parallel lines, i.e. the 'butterfly' bruise.

Attributed to Seattle poet, Chris Edwards. Origin unknown.

2009

Dude, ask that chick if she'll clit bump you on the face!

Dick slapped or clit bumped?!

She took him out to the desert, asked for some oral, clit bumped him and left him with only his cell phone and the tell-tale bruise on the side of his face. Cold shit.

by Jonesy 319 June 9, 2009

clit torture

when a clit is forced to get a clit boner amd played with for fun

ayo yets grab her and clit torture her

by datbooooiiiiiiiiii. November 26, 2017

what a clit

When a person is too shy, scared shitless, worried or too much much of a pussy, it is a great time to use the saying "what a clit" because it also defines the person as a pussy.

Guy 1: Hey man, so i like this girl but i'm too scared to ask her out..

Guy 2: Bro, what a clit!

by rooooooondog June 8, 2011

clit hopper

Lesbian that hops from cliterus to cliterus.

This chick that was in the 3-ton orgy w/ 6 women clit hopped over night.

by John Mosley/// Roger Ford September 21, 2004

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.

ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

by EskapadeMus March 29, 2011