Child child ornithologist

A precocious child learned in the science and art of child ornithology.

Guy 1: That kid really loves young birds.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a child child ornithologist.

child ornithologist

by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009

Child Gapist

A Person that not only rapes but gapes a child in unconsentual sexual intercorse

Johns a pretty great Child Gapist

by The prophet Muslamid December 31, 2017

Child Snatcher

A child snatcher is someone who literally snatched children, throws them in their basement, and then just pours milk into their anus until it explodes. They also sometimes shove a traffic cone into the child’s rectum for easier pouring of milk or sometimes even almond milk

Person 1: I’ll be back ima go snatch a child and be a child snatcher!

Person 2: “struggles against restraints”

by EMSP420 July 9, 2019

childish

Jersey slang for when somebody is acting mad immature or stupid/goofy

You’re acting mad childish right now

by jersey01 March 30, 2019

liquid children

sperm ....spunk.....cum....jizz......
white wee wee.... fathers milk ..etc etc ...

fuck me youve shot ya liquid children all over my tits you filthy cunt.....

by his master.... November 25, 2004

spilt my children

for males : to have an orgasm.

1. "She was giving me this great handjob.... and i spilt my children right there on the couch."
2. "I cant believe I spilt my children so quickly. It was quite embarrassing."

by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004

Spear Chucking Jungle Child

A derogatory yet sometimes comical way of referring someone of African Descent. Used when referencing a particularlly wild or savage act.

I was in line for my groceries and that fucking spear chucking jungle child was taking his sweet time.

by XCali May 1, 2012