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denture check

The act of hooking a lover's upper teeth with your tongue so as to ascertain whether they might have dentures at a ridiculously young age. Most commonly a prelude to oral sex.
"Sharon was so shy she wasn't going to tell me she had dentures before sucking me - lucky I did a denture check."
by spongeymushroom February 21, 2013
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Bitch Checking

The act of fact checking behind someone's back immediately after they told a story.
Jamal told us how he wrecked that girls holiest of holy's. Anthony like the lil' bitch he is, started bitch checking and found proof that the girl had indeed checked in to "Jamal's honkey donkey sex pad" last night.
by harryarchere January 7, 2016
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madself checked

To let others know that thier 'madselves' have been checked or to confirm that your madself has been checked.

This is to confirm an arrival or/and confirm that everythings ok with them,
Paul: Yo, you checked it?
Corby: Madself checked

Chris: What about you lot your madselves checked or what?
Sean: Madselfs always checked pal

Check Your Madself!!!!
by checkya September 16, 2010
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pab check

An attempt to look at your surroundings when with somebody you feel is below your level of social status.
Nick, stop pab checking every time we go to the gym.
by chronictripz January 24, 2011
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puss check

It’s when you suspect your girlfriend and or wife of messing around. One checks the puss for any skullduggery.
My girlfriend was out late and came home walking funny. I made a puss check for any foreign seaman.
by Jrlovebone February 24, 2022
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Check-in-the-Box

A "check-in-the-box" and is an action or mandate that a group or authority takes when it doesn't want to be liable for something, so they put on an act that everyone secretly knows is functionally meaningless but has enough good intention so that criticism is often viciously attacked. In the end, if a worst-case scenario presents itself, the group or authority in question can claim they took all the possible precautions they had at their disposal and are not liable for damages while exclaiming how sorry they are things didn't happen as they would have liked. This usually leads to calls for more feel-good protocols and additional checks-in-the-box actions, and if the group or authorities' performance is good enough can even lead to the group or authority being lauded for their benevolence, all the while the people forgetting it was the original check-in-the-box that might have caused the crisis.
Person A: Do you think installing a sign warning people that there is no lifeguard on duty will help prevent drowning?
Person B: (Being honest) Of course not, but it's a check-in-the-box, so we won't be responsible if anything else does happen.
Person A: You're so cynical.
by LaughingGhost February 23, 2021
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DBS Check

a british term. to do a background check on a girl before you decide whether or not you want to wife it. this mainly means checking her body count, but can also mean asking of her to people who may know her and seeing who she’s been in a relationship with. but don’t worry! this can very much apply to the mandem aswell. we’re all thots in this life.
tyrell: so… you gonna get with aaliyah or what?
john: nah man. i did a dbs check on her. she’s been passed about.
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