carrot cakes

When a female sticks a carrot in her ass.

Oh shit she blessed me with those carrot cakes.

by justsomedewd March 17, 2021

Golden carrot

When a someone drinks carrot juice and then pisses on somebody in a sexual manner.

Why did you come here? Why did you look up golden carrot?

by Benkin50 August 2, 2021

Farting Carrots

What Selena Gomez does in her free time.

"I'm farting Carrots"

by Alauahio March 17, 2023

Peeled carrot

When a dude sits too far back on the toilet and his turd scrapes along the toilet seat, peeling a layer off and onto the toilet seat

JP went for a shit, peeled the carrot and then sat back onto the peeled part on the toilet seat
Peeled carrot, a layer of shit scraped off on the edge of the toilet seat

by Kdub Billy June 2, 2018

Boobie Carrots

Nipples

Your boobie carrots are hanging out

by Phuckin_phil June 22, 2024

Carrotted

When you are so high you don’t even your name

“I’m so carrotted right now”

by CervixCupcake May 11, 2022

scary carrot

A carrot that is weirdly shaped to look scary.
Instead of carving a pumpkin you could carve a carrot.

Kevin:are you going to carve a pumpkin on Halloween and make a scary pumpkin.

Me:no I’m going to carve a carrot and make a scary carrot.

by Carrrrot January 1, 2021