Muff Cabbage

Apparent insult that people from Jersey use, as shown in an episode of South Park

YOU'RE SUCH A MUFF CABBAGE

by supamang October 17, 2010

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

Cabbage Are Coleslaw

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 9, 2025

Cabbage

Cocaine
Ass
Boobs
Bitches
Acid
Green
Ecstasy

Cabbage is where you take a head of green cabbage and freeze it. Then after its frozen you stick it up the bitches ass and grab their boobs at the same time and it gives you an orgasm. And when this happens to you then people call you a cabbage.

Treys bitch is now a cabbage

by TreyDogz___97 May 23, 2016

Cabbage

The horrible remains of a flung or wiped booger on the men's room wall that seems to stare back at you while you take a piss.

"Damn dude I went and took a piss and there is fucking cabbage all over the wall."

by Funkbut March 14, 2010

Cabbage

Someone who is very very ass

Dang your straight cabbage

by Massa2001 November 24, 2024

Cabbaged

(Adj.) To describe a cabbage like plant (i.e. cabbage, lettuce) still in ball form

Antonym: uncabbaged - (adj.) Shredded, or otherwise broken down from cabbage form

Oh, look out in the fields, you can see the still cabbaged lettuce!

Why would you have us get these full mozarella balls that we have to shred when the lettuce we have in stock has been uncabbaged?

by TooStoned2Care September 4, 2021

cabbage

To call someone a cabagge means thet they are some what not all there (a spanner and a large hammer short of a tool box)

you are a cabbage that is what you are boy

by mr man i am a man November 5, 2010