Hoe: "So, my boyfriend got me some high heels for my birthday, and I love them"
Me: " Did you mean Hoe Heels? Because that's exactly what you are. I'm guessing he got them where he got his Fuckboi Kicks"
Me: " Did you mean Hoe Heels? Because that's exactly what you are. I'm guessing he got them where he got his Fuckboi Kicks"
by poketacotruck January 28, 2018

When you are so stoned that you travel to another fucking dimension and start saying a lot of bullshit
by poketacotruck September 15, 2016
