balesteysin fayvvf

a balesteysin fayvvf, the best gaming console

Person 1: Hey have you gotten the new Balesteysin fayvvf yet? Person 2: Nah man I haven't.

by Zenot July 28, 2022

bless me up

Gas me up

Go like my picture and bless me up

by mysticalwdw November 7, 2022

bless ur heart

A phrase used mostly on the south simply to politely inform someone of just how stupid they are.

You have no idea where you are right now and you need directions to the nearest Walmart... well, Bless ur heart. It's right across the street!

by Bro kinda job January 21, 2023

Blesh

Nothing Eastern slang

For a vape , usually disposable

Pass ye blesh
Aye sound

by Bigiddy biggidy bowman March 22, 2023

Pecan Blessing

A pecan blessing is the act of an african american (or multi-cultured) male urinating on a caucasian woman's breasts then going about by rubbing his unshaven testicles in his own urine to then force this poor defenseless woman to suck and/or lick the testicles dry of his urine.

"My girlfriend gave me such a phenomenal pecan blessing lastnight that she suck my ball hair straight off"

by Belowmeh September 26, 2011

blowdryer blues

A state of sexual frustration so intense that one is forced to turn to household objects for relief.

Jared: Jordan hasn't emerged from the bathroom since his girlfriend broke up with him.
Jeremy: He's got a wicked case of the blowdryer blues.

by zemblanity December 15, 2011

nonspecific blues

Feeling sad, or down, or "blue" with no real reason.

Often increased by tiredness, or extreme laziness.

B: Oh I'm so tired and lethargic, and I have no reason to be.
G: Sounds like nonspecific blues.

by gottagetme19 July 4, 2012