Burrito

A large Mexican penis

I need a burrito in my mouth right now!!

by Optuft June 12, 2014

burrito bash

a Burrito bash is the superb act of a pack of horny Mexicans gang banging a single female or male.

john: what did you do today?
steve; ah just watched some burrito bash on my dirty ipad

by the king of all jews November 10, 2014

Burrito

Some fuckass Mexicans brought them here deeply loved

I had a Burrito

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

Burrito

A very large, thick penis.

My girlfriend loves to give head, especially to guys with a Burrito!

by Likesittrimmed July 28, 2018

half burrito mode

Being half a burrito that is not necessarily a full burrito. You are still hungry when you eat half.

"Half burrito mode?"
"That's not enough for me..."

by Burritolover101 November 28, 2016

Super Wet Burrito

After intercourse, a man defecates on the woman's vagina, in an extremely wet and loud manner.

Also the name of a particularly gross food at a michigan restaurant that slutty douchebag waitresses try to serve you

I ate laxatives for breakfast, so when i was done, i gave her a crazy-ass super wet burrito....which brings me to this. When did i eat corn?

"The super wet burrito is really tasty, i'd recommend it!"
-douchebag waitress

by billiard penis 5 August 25, 2007

burrito

A sexual act, for the female's pleasure/humiliation. The full act is to fuck her in the ass, the cunt, and the mouth, in that order. The last part is the tasty burrito. See also lasagna.

Last time I banged my ex, I was way pissed at her, so I gave her a burrito.

by StrangePlanet December 23, 2003