Anal beads

Mommy look I found these marbles! That's great honey now can you give them to me mommy is going to the bathroom for 2 hours

Anal beads marbles

by LiquidChicken aka RIKU WARREN September 26, 2017

Getting bread

Getting moneyyyyy

No longer looking for a relationship, I'm too busy getting bread yfm

by anonymous September 14, 2020

anal beads

beads you stick up your anal (asshole) for pleasure and they have round balls attached to it

Her: Hey wanna do anal tonight?
Him: Not right now use the anal beads.

by daisoanal November 17, 2020

put my french bread in your dutch oven

Having oral sex.

Can i put my french bread in your dutch oven?

by Broski Jagerbombsman August 30, 2010

Mini Garlic Bread

A sly term you use to ask people if they have any Tinnies (marijuana Wrapped in Tin foil)

Bro you got any mini garlic breads?", "yeah bro come over

by Nelluc January 25, 2011

Long Island Bread Basket

When you encounter a morbidly obese older woman, lift up her gunt and lather your erect penis with the yeast and cottage cheese fermenting within the folds. Next, you turn her over and penetrate her anus with your yeast covered phallus. Your final act is to scrap the remnants off your cock into a dip container which will be used for a fine bread dip, typically served prior to a Thanksgiving Day feast.

I had nothing to bring to the thanksgiving feast; therefore, I brought a Long Island Bread Basket for my mother.

by Dr. Infant January 26, 2017

Bread

the type of (don't call him an object, that's racist) that cares about his friends and shows no wheatness. Most of his friends like to get baked for some reason, and loves to help out. One of the most valuable people if you let him be.

thank you for the help bread

by Baked Bread August 12, 2017