boring shit

when you are taking a shit and absolutely nothing interesting happens while you are on the toilet and it seems like you have been in there forever being completely bored

bob-that was the most boring shit ive ever had..
tim-boring shit?
bob-yea..you know when youre in the bathroom and nothing funny or amusing happens..
tim-ohh..i understand..i had a boring shit this morning

by lilmissfunny July 23, 2010

kill me now this is boring

im so fricken bored i have nothing better to do.

also means vagina.
not really.

dirrrrtyyyy?

school sucks major ass, kill me now this is boring.

by 4player May 27, 2008

Bobbing

1. To tell a most ridiculous lie.
2. To ditch your friends to solely sit at home alone while jerking your dick.

Example 1 - Going to the WWF cafe and wrestling in the ring while onlookers cheered you on like you were hot shit is clearly a bobbed up story.
Example 2 - "Andrew bobbed his friends to sit at home and jerk off."

by Wardell April 15, 2005

The Bombing of Hiroshima

A terrible large-scale nuclear bombing caused by the shooting of a uranium bomb into the heart of the actual console that started a nuclear chain reaction and exploded, leaving the city of Hiroshima totally destroyed. People vaporized, and whole structures were reduced to rubble.

Dude, the bombing of Hiroshima occurred on your face.

Wow, that bomb was really terrible.

by turbotax22 March 22, 2009

Bombing

The act of driving extremely fast, on a not so fast street. Usually around 25 mph streets, you will go 80-100 mph. Bombing requires excellent knowledge of the street, knowing that no cops will be around, and knowing that no other cars or pedestrians will be there.

PS Very fun to do while crunked.

Yo my dad left the beamer at home for the weekend, get the radar detector and let's go bombing.

by DanS54321 August 3, 2005

Photo Bombing

Any picture involving someone with an awkward smile, or an open mouthed attempt.

Damn, look at those pictures from homecoming. Alex is totally photo bombing every one.

by Sesudes October 4, 2011

bobbing

when you fuck or do something sexual with a wild animal: usually something small like a reptile or rabit

last night i was so bored that i started bobbing a frog i found in my back yard.

by Johannna September 23, 2006