Blasting porcelain

Alternate version of "break the porcelain" as an action. When one poops with the fury of the gods, to metaphoricly blast the toilet apart.

Chad: Where's John?
Stacey: He's in the shitter blasting porcelain after he had all those jalapeño poppers.

by SovietRooshuh August 11, 2019

puss blasted

when puss gets violently squirted into someone’s face, from Victorious.

Remember when Robbie got puss blasted in the Victorious episode when they went on a game show and got doinked?

by Xxxtoothbrush November 29, 2019

Gobber Blast

When you hit someone in the side of the head with the palm of your hand

Timothy just got gobber blast-ed by John.

by Za41n June 1, 2019

full blast

To expose, or call out someone

After Bob stole my credit card, the newspaper put him on full blast in their article

by ∆©˙√©√ June 6, 2021

choad blast

An idiot, douche bag or other tool-like person.

That guy is such a choad blast.

by Cpt.Jam January 2, 2014

Fake Blasted

When a person pretends to be blasted (drunk)

John was fake blasted when I arrived at his crib.

by Smartee Pants July 7, 2021

ego blasting

Convincing someone to do something via preemptively saying you will best them. Thus making there ego make them do it to beat you.

"Yo, you dont even have to play I know I'd already beat you in for honor."

"Bro, i would beat you idk what you mean, but I'm not gonna let you keep ego blasting me into doing it, goodnight."

by COOLKIDXD118 November 20, 2018