Jessy Bjur

The best boy friend ever. Hes funny and cute and loving and a good cuddler. loves!

" wow im jealous .. that girl has a real great boyfriend.. i wish i had a Jessy Bjur like that "

by Your one and only! February 3, 2010

Bjarne

Fastest cock, usually blond
Forever alone

John doe: Hey, did you hear about Bjarne?
Jane doe: Yeah I heard he had a fat cock

by Zip Ties April 21, 2021

bjorn

an extremly blonde and large cocked young fellow.usually found in the upper parts of norwegia but could be found in America(very rare). ~They fetch a high price in bounties~YARRRRR!MATEY!

"There bes on of dos bjorns!get reinforcement so we can captre the yougIn!!"

by Nate November 11, 2003

bjork

(noun?) the most impossible name (?) in the English (Icelandic? Swedish? Human?) language (?) to (?) pronounce (?!)

Girl 1: Bee jork?
Guy 1: Bwork?
Girl 2: Borrrkkkkk!!!??!
Swedish Chef: Shwspork?!! Spork! Sork! Horkee Hork! Bjork! Bjork! Bjork!

(They all then, explode)

by Tom Kaye January 15, 2010

Bjank

Bjank is a word that verbally enhances any mood in any situation.

That was bjank the way that officer gave you a ticket for no reason.

Girl, you look bjank! Can I get with you?

How much did you pay...you got bjanked!

by Jonfen December 28, 2005

BJC

An acronym standing for the Big Jewish Cock. It is a very secretive organization but many Jews who are manly enough will be accepted and therefor, they will contain BJC Status.

"Yo Matt, is Zach a member of the BJC?"

"Ya boii have you seen his shit? It's huge!"

by Zach AKA JewFro July 7, 2007

bjutte

Ebayer, snuff abuser, scammer, often known for owning people with his wow chars.

A) omfg, it's bjutteh!
B) Jessica Simpson: Look at that boys fine ass titties!

by Hans Åström May 4, 2008