barrel rolls

The clockwise or counterclockwise circular movement created by the contour of one's body when attempting to find a comfortable and successful sleep position. The individual may first try the "on the side" approach, but once that doesn't work, he/she may attempt to move to the "on the stomach" approach, followed by the "other side", and then finally "the back". Once the full circle fails, he/she then tries to repeat the entire process again, resulting in the form of a barrel roll.

Due to Paul's insomnia, he had a bad case of the barrel rolls for hours and then finally ended up just rubbing one out.

by Snocap September 21, 2006

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barrelling

the suggestion of what to do with a retarded or pointless boyfriend of a good female friend. ie: take idiot, place in barrel, set barrel alight, sacrifice idiot to the goat gods and marvel that someone so dim can shine so bright with a little help from concentrated flames.

"hello josibelley, how is ed working out?" 'he's gone all incommunicado and clearly is an emotional cripple, not to mention the erectile dysfunction' " i think barrelling may be in order sweetpea"

"evening shelfy, heard from jim lately?" 'the spineless wanker dumped me, via facebook' " i must say, that soapdodger is looking more and more flamable everytime i ask about him. i'll get the barrel, you bring the marshmallows"

"jocelyn my dear, i hate to say it, but the new boyfriend seems a good guy and i like him." ' am so pleased you approve, i think he's a keeper' "me too, but just keep in mind, first sign of nonconformism to what you deserve, i'll barrel the bastard and scatter his ashes to the four winds" ' i know oh big brother of mine, but lets see how he goes first ok?' "(mumble, mutter, grumble, mutter etc...) if i must. but barrelling is great therapy darl so be picky and i'll stock up on kindling"

by fletch (the living version) September 19, 2011

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spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey

Everything that seems too good to be true most likely IS too good to be true; there's something suspicious about that. This expression originally comes from the Russian "lozhka govna v bochke myoda" with the same meaning.

$50 for that "Rolex"? There's a spoonful of poop in the barrel of honey. I think you got ripped off and they sold you a turnip.

by pentozali December 28, 2005

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jelly bracelet

This is crazy. It is someones choice if they want to do "what the bracelet means". But why would you? They are plastic. come on. My parents let me wear them and don't care about the meanings. They know what they stand for and they know that i am smarter then other people. They also know that i am not stupid to go out and do something stupid over a bracelet. i have 212 of them and if they get broken then i buy more. But other then that there is no reason why people should worry about their kids doing stupid shit.

My boyfriend broke one and he kept it. I gave him a kiss for it. That was the end of the whole thing. People are so stupid anymore. I swear. There are so many people that go with the meanings for jelly bracelets.

by ICProx December 28, 2005

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sex bracelets

okay, where i come from, we don't use the regualar jelly bracelets that everyone else seems to use, we use those for fashion, what we DO use as sex bracelets, or as some people call them "fuck bracelets" "fuck me bracelets" "bang bracelets" or fo ppl in middle school theyre usually "make out bracelets".... what we use are those blue rings from the caps of coke, sprite, and other various sodas..... you rip out the inner part, and use the outer ring as a bracelet, then wait for someone to break it off, then u fuck, or if youre a youngin, you make out!!

person 1: ::snaps person two's bracelet::
person 2: lets go take a walk to be alone *wink wink*

by Koala Beer October 16, 2004

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