bashta

ugly chunky funky rat that smells like garbage

A: what do you think you are?
B: what?
A: bashta.
B: what the fuck does that mean?
A: ugly chunky funky rat that smells like garbage, i invented the word❤️

by ultimateskibidirizzlerlv3gyat June 11, 2024

bathtub circus

When you're taking a bath and decide to pump one out in the tub.

"Man, last night was so relaxing. I had a bathtub circus before bed.

by Courtesity June 14, 2024

Baptised

1. An almost spiritual epiphany where one becomes spellbound by the sight of an attractive woman's full and impressive baps.

2. To have baptised a baby, or full-grown weirdo, and begun the process of religious indoctrination.

A portmanteau combining the words baps and hypnotised. To be hypnotised by baps.

Holiday dude: "You should've seen the quim down by the pool! I was baptised!"
Other holiday dude: "When I went they were all hideous old hags. It was more of a baptism of fire."

by Goatlips

by Goat Lips September 13, 2024

baptism

The cousin of a golden shower
When a girl squirt all over ya face during sex and you enjoy it

A: Yo are you into golden showers?
B: Nah, i’m really more of a baptism person

by Pet Sun December 20, 2024

baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.

Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!

by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024

baptist mimosa

A virgin mimosa made with orange juice and sprite due to the fact that Baptist, particularly Southern Baptist, don't drink alcohol.

Paula: Did you see them drinking Mimosas at the First Baptist Women's Missionary Society fund raiser!!!!

Peggy Sue: Don't be silly they where baptist Mimosas No ALCOHOL!!!

by Avicenna the Wise December 22, 2024

Bathtasticmaker

A person knowledgeable with baths that knows what to use, put in, or put around a bath.
Coined by Charlie James Hutson in 2026

Im a bathtasticmaker

by Toxic_CJ February 18, 2026