Birthday Balloon

A broken condom; a sabotaged, improperly worn, expired, or defective condom.

“It’s ok if we don’t have sex tonight, I’ve been single for a long time and all I have is an old box of birthday balloons.”

“I’m here thanks to a birthday balloon.”

by Compatibility Issue January 15, 2018

ballooning

when you jerk off, and another person gives you a blowjob whilst inhaling and exhaling, making your mouth seem as a balloon. Whenever your hand gets to the persons face it hits them really really hard

"Hey bro you wanna go ballooning with me"

by notbamb May 29, 2024

Balloon Animal

A sexual act that entails manual or assisted masturbation into a condom.

I was bored, horny and alone. But I did have a condom, so I used it for a balloon animal.

by cockadoodledont June 26, 2017

Balloon head course

Balloon head course: a course of study, usually required continuing education, that requires little effort.

I have a balloon head course, it will meet your requirements and you do the minimum.

by Brigid too October 29, 2023

carrot balloon

Those wind sock things that are orange and look like carrots

Oh look at those carrot balloons blowing in the wind!

by daboomtish August 21, 2016

The Nightmare Of The Air Balloon

A horror game based on a nightmare about a hot air balloon that is used for eyesight testing ( like the picture bellow ) And btw yes i do know that the plot is really weirdvand to be honest i can't argue w that.

keniN3wbie: The nightmare of the air Balloon is a good game, i played with 20fps but its good, looks like a smoker sees.

by Your bob September 1, 2022

Wagar Balloon

A balloon filled with nitrous oxide to be inhaled while masturbating

“I got home from work yesterday and caught Zeke ripping Wagar balloons on the couch”

“Bro I was so geeked last night, I ripped Wagar balloons until the sun came up”

by Bdag March 16, 2025