Baker

The ultimate champion of sniffing bike seats. Could also be described as the action of sniffing a seat. Originating in the mid 1980's the Baker is the pinnacle of sniff techniques.

I'm gonna Baker the shit out of that bike seat!

by Burgerboyz May 28, 2014

Bakers Dozen

Thirteen(derived from devil's dozen where baker=devil)

I got a Bakers Dozen at Dunkin Donuts.

by Light Joker August 4, 2004

Baker

A person that often does not know what is happening and/or changes their mind frequently.

Can be used in a variety of ways.

Jim: "What happened?"
Joe: "Your such a baker"

Sammy: "What the baker just happened?!"

by Bambipornstar August 6, 2011

toronto blue baller

when a girl masterbates with a cold object before the man enters her with his penis

her puss was so cold from the popsicle that she gave him a toronto blue baller when he slide his dick in.

by eccs March 4, 2008

bakery

Easily put, bakery is a term to describe some one who is extremely and heavily high or, as some call it, baked.

Dude, last night you were such a freakin bakery.

by Alan <AJ> January 20, 2007

brownie baker

an alternate way to say fudge packer. because the meaning isn't as well known, you can actually call someone a brownie baker to their face and they will be oblivious.

Kevin, the brownie baker, wears those sparkly shirts and masturbates to gay porn in his dorm room all the time; what a tool.

by polobrute September 22, 2006

ballergeiss

A jersey-wearin', raspberry-carryin' douchebag.

"Look at that guy. He's such a tool! I bet he's a ballergeiss."

by ksnider2 January 27, 2008