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Sexually Identified as Kilometers per Second 

If you've never texted in your entire life the the letters KMS put together stand for Kill My Self.
1. Hey bro I'm gonna KMS.
2. No way, I'm sexually identified as Kilometers per Second!

constant as the north star 

unwavering in position or resolve. usually uttered before brutal stabbing death.
The SGA President said he was as constant as the north star before being stabbed 33 times by his VP and CFO. They then started a slush fund.

S.P.A.S. 

S.pecial
P.urpace
A.toumatic
S.hotgun
a S.P.A.S. is an automatic shotgun
S.P.A.S. by pvt.takahashi October 19, 2008

“toey as a Roman sandal!”

Many Aussies like to use the slang word “toey” when they are horny - aroused - ready for sex, or whatever comes close! The expression known as “toey as a Roman sandal” means you are really horny and ready for whatever comes close to sex, or sexual intercourse. Sexual intercourse may sound old fashioned, but you could say anything regarding being “toey as a Roman sandal”. Say anything regarding sexual or sensual arousal - anything like “I’m feeling amorous. Are you?” Or, “Do you feel like making love?” or you could even quote something from Barry White or James Brown. Whatever turns you on!
“Norman! You’re “toey as a Roman sandal!”

“Hey?”

“You don’t know what that means? You’re really horny!”
“Aha!”

s.t.a.s. 

stands for Scout Team All-Star. Someone who goes really hard in meaningless drills.
Bass is such a s.t.a.s.
s.t.a.s. by jeremyyyyyyyyyyy December 24, 2007

S L A S H666 

A legendary PK'r on the world famous MMORPG RuneScape, and the small privately run servers such as BloodScape & 2Specd. Also named by a few as the sexiest person who plays RuneScape, & is a decent Vid Maker. Used to host chat-channels, such as #pso and clan chats in-game.
Person1: "Hey dude you see that new vid of that server we were playing on?" Person2: "Yeah that was probably one of S L A S H666's videos"

Person3: "Dude come back to Edgy i just got owned again please freeze him so i can try to loot my stuff back!" Person4: "Rofl i told you don't attack S L A S H666... He's just like an agent in the matrix, and no you're not Neo...."
S L A S H666 by Sjav April 16, 2009