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asshole mom

Best type of mother. Don't take any shit from anyone. The cool mom. Can be the friend and the parent simultaneously.
Jillian has an asshole mom but she's so awesome.
by LeighaJames October 11, 2017
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assholetarianism

Assholetarianism is a somewhat, half-assed way to let someone know they are being an asshole/suffering from above, stated complication.
That person is suffering from a degree of assholetarianism that I cannot quite comprehend!
by Keronica Kadwell May 23, 2018
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Asshole April

The act of anal once a day starting at 12 AM until the end of April at 12 AM. (Nut optional.)
Mark: "Hey it's almost April."
Jamie: "So?"
Mark: "Asshole April."
Jamie: "What the hell is that?"
Mark: "Look it up."
by SkittleRainbow June 1, 2018
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asshole golf

When two extremely close friends decide to take the next step, they play a game. Asshole golf is this game; one man spreads his cheeks, and opens his asshole wide while the other tees off from a couple hundred meters away and pounds that fucking ball directly in the socket.
"Dave, I think I'm ready. We should play some asshole golf."
"Alright. Get spreading."
by Iguanadude June 22, 2018
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Can be a noun and verb bass upon context.
The act of your asshole uncontrollably quivering to hold back an explosive, juicy, wet, diarrhea-filled colon. The reason it is quivering is usually from extreme beer drinking and not wanting to hit the bathroom until the last minute. Or, when you first get up in the morning and you just have to hold the quivering back until you just can’t wait any longer.
Man, that chick at the party was hot. We had several rounds of beer and our conversations we going great but I had to break away to hit the bathroom because my asshole was sucking buttermilk and I just could not hold it any longer!
by Texas Shithouse Poet August 12, 2019
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Arseholed

To be so fucked drunk that you loose all Cognitive function, this state is typically common in knackers and smackheads.
Look at that lad across the road he's fuckin Arseholed
by Enzo_coil August 28, 2019
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Asshole-Stimulator

asshole-stimulator
I bought myself an asshole-stimulator. It will give me great sexual pleasure while not being subjected to the passé term, “butt plug”.
by Smammon September 12, 2019
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